all I need is a Golf trolley, as I only drive 3000 miles a year, but the power of instant attraction and direct bank transfer seduced me at a vulnerable High moment in the middle of the night... and when you got spare money sloshing around in your bank account you can make unrealistic decisions only because you can afford it, that is the danger of a pile of cash... you can so easily trash... hic...
you can blow it quickly when you get a hard on to make a penetrating Purchase of something you dont really want but can afford, whatever the consequences... you feel empowered to fill your lustful craving temporary desires... what the hell "just do it" to quote Nasty old NIKE, cheap shoes that sell for millions... but some shit coz it's pretty...
So I actually did it, and I bought a MONSTER that goes like a rifle bullet, it is Ugly, Uncomfortable and so complex to start I thought for a while I had Dementia on the way... but it looks amazing in "metallic Piano-black" it is an average low end luxury car some years out of the Womb... still young enough to be a child... it is actually a bit too flash for me, as Women started staring at me when I parked... and I dont merit that anymore or want it... I had my fill of smelly Fanny's, they stink the whole house out...
Check my wheels out baby...
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Ouch... too sexy Mamma...
I wanted to feel a little Luxury and Power before I went to the mincer, my first destination is Hastings... with my Drones, I am reluctantly having fun and enjoying myself... against my normally Ascetic blank existence... My old car was unfix-able, so I got another one... please dont despise me for trying to buy my way out of misery...
This thing goes like the proverbial ROCKET, almost 235hp (its been chipped) and 70 MPG when you dont burn it, 45 miles if you thrash it... I have overtaken Star-ships in this vehicle... it is a Portal to the wonderful World of Shopping...
come shop with me I will buy you a particle of joy...
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