Best Advice is so hard to follow...
1: DON'T PANIC, which is antithetical to a natural body reflex to "Breath" underwater... or pulling it out before you "Come" every man is a liar and thats what makes him a Father...
2: get a GUN if you live in America, and keep it on you with the safety catch OFF... keep it in your Panties... every Rapist deserves a painful surprise with a few 22.s carving through their Abdomens... I call that "Payback in advance"
3: never trust a friendly person who pushes themselves upon you; Walk:
4: never trust a Man who tells you he had a Mastectomy, what kind of Guy do you want!, if you seek a fat Penis you need a Man, or take a realistic rubber substitute against your highly aroused better judgement...
5: best advise to Women of all ages... GO GAY admit you always were... you will never find a more faithful Love in your life.... only a Woman Knows what another Woman "really wants"... comfort love and endless tenderness, Men fail every time at that...
6: Learn to live with a lifetimes disappointment, you may have to: a fate worse than Death; very close to hell, but Hey, it is doable.... on a nice Pension !
7: Never be a failed Actor, it is the most humiliating defeat of a personality, not to succeed as a fake in a plastic world full of pretty people, if your UGLY forget it... a life of sinning poverty and sadness is your future...
8: every time you seek gratification, you deprive someone else of your valuable time; Hell is a long way down... you take a lifetime getting there so dont worry... one day you will be the devils Breakfast... and will crunch your Skull like a Hazelnut....
what else did you expect... DUH...
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