Rats Get High

To my Astonishment, I found new friends for life... a plain brown common Garden/sewer RAT on my Balcony, which is only 14 ft above ground level, also a few of His/Her friends, I was a bit Shocked but didn't immediately get revulsed, after all, we Rats must stick together.

You see I Put out my "left-overs" which amounts to all-sorts of edible items that I can't finish, on the Balcony in the large long rectangles for potted plants, of which I have none, so empty flower bins just with earth and weeds, which are good platforms, I get Magpies Crows Seagulls little tiny birds and now to my shock "Rat's" 

the first thought I had was "I better kill em" but if I poison the Rats the birds will die as well, So I either stop feeding old food to birds or bag it for the waste bin, which is a terrible waste of energy to hungry Birds in the winter...

But Reason Kicked in, the birds are Rats with wings, and the Rats are Birds without wings... I love Animals, Wot would You Do? So now I am training them to expect the sliding Door to open after I "Tap the window 3 times" now when I just tap the glass, the 3 that I have seen pop their heads out of and look expectant, as after the 3 taps I feed em all the birds and the Rats, with all the scraps of the day,

why the fick not? you cannot selectively Love some of the life forms here on Earth, You must love them all... ugly ones too, like You and Me, and the Elephant Man...

That's wot Buddha transmits

BUT, I may make an experiment, and put old unused Prescriptions like Prozac, Tramadol, (Morphine) and other exotic concoctions, in a birdproof enclosure, so at least if they die they will Die High, wot finer way to deal with freeloading vermin like me! and the Rats...

it's a Wonderland of possibilities... stay tuned this could go in several directions...