Hotter than Hell

81f at midnight, with all the windows and doors wide open... this week we are expecting 5 days of 90f +... no A/C except in the car, 9 weeks without rain, this weather is insane.

I have never known such continuous debilitating heat, I am hotter than a cheerleaders Pussy on Prom night and twice as slimy and sticky... it's like being stuck in the Devils Armpit, we mostly don't have A/C in the UK as the summer is usually tolerable and only lasts a few weeks at best, but this is unprecedented... it's a record breaker no doubt.

I dread to think what its like in Middle America, I would only go there in a bucket of Ice... oh well it's only 20 weeks till Christmas, ho Hum I got a sticky bum, 

The author would go Naked, but apparently, it's illegal, not to mention highly embarrassing, very offensive to Mothers and Children, and people in Wheelchairs who are closer to your Willy/Dick/Cock/Choo-Choo train/private Monkey; than fully erect adults, Kids might pull it! and tease it like a wild Animal, or fall on it with their mouths open how do you explain that to a 'Female Judge' with a deep hatred for dirty old men, coz her Uncle fingered Her when she was 'a pre-adult' it's so common in large families, mind you some kids are so ugly and fat they are not worth shaggin anyway...

Hey you can think it even if you don't do it
Mad Dogs and Englishmen etc