Showing posts with label Audi is the New Mercedes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Audi is the New Mercedes. Show all posts

Saturday, 3 March 2018

AUDI is the new Mercedes...

There is a finite factor when considering a Car for you and your Loved one... "survivability luxury and stability" without EGO understatement is everything... AUDI Deliver understatement with aplomb and subtlety of meaningful depth that takes years for ordinary people like me, to finally appreciate. Cool Teutonic engineering Mastery, what a pity they didnt win the War,

Just take a look at the kind of people they want to buy a Mercedes, they design for MAXIMUM LOGO IMPACT, just look at the little Models these days, they have Dicks Bigger than Their power, i.e. the front Grill, these days is just designed to impress and undress your date...

More People get Raped in a Ford Focus, Yes: but People still get Raped anyway... Who gives a fuck, excuse the filthy pun... when warm come is running out your Vulva... just dont leave it on my Car seat! Bitch

If only I had the power to make you Happy "here and Now" that is an anomaly the here and now is the continuous face of a Tyre that turns over whatever, to grab and hold the immediate NOW is to find Pe@ce of MIND: as you face the "surface of time" in each cyclic rotation of the wheel of fortune...

I just love that -
"Couldn't give a Fuck Feeling"

you can only get in an AUDI Q5, you feel eternal though your voyage is so limited, it always feels better in True German Build of purity and modesty. it's the last gadget I ever want before I die, a Q5 1.9 TDI,


When you got a "Full Larder a Full belly, a month of Dope to enjoy, there is only NOW eternity is happening immediately all at once, it takes Variations and channels, time is the food of this particular reality;

Luxury is So subjective, to me it is to feel SAFE "in a state of comfort and freedom" i.e. a Car which is a "Rolling Habitat" a place of life where you live for chunks of time, and ...

it feels So good to feel so fine..

Mercedes are for predictable Pimps and Hos with no tase, AUDI's are the highest understatement before it becomes a SHOUT!.. it is the coolest Rolling platform on 5 continents and has a pedigree longer than the Wolf, it Hunts for the destination like a Bloodhound, you dont Drive it, You ride it bareback and trust it with your very Life,

When you bond with a Vehicle it is sex on wheels and its as good as it feels... let go and get there, However Old your AUDI it always gives other people the impression you have hidden wealth and natural sophistication, and it is one of few cars that always looks good Dirty, even after a head-on collision, an Audi makes a better Wreck, 

But one value Judgement I will state right now, you can steal my Car Trash it crash it Keep it... just dont hurt My Baby Boo...

I still have bare bone values above all possessions... which always puts another before one, zero minus 1 = 1 in quantum, please dont Piss on my Day-dream... it is my personal Zygot of a future I seek to grow in reality.