BECAUSE I nearly totally died just half an hour ago.. in a head on collision at around 40 miles an hour so not so very fast but very expensive on many levels... and layers... as I had just Scored from my Gypsy Dealer, and I had a rare few daytime drinks just an hour before, plus I took 2 Tramadol at 9:am, Because...
I was going to the Dentist for an "Extraction" ouch ahead of time... the upper 5 if that means anything to you, so there you have 'a potential Hell Sandwich' in a day time frame... so I drove quite a few miles in My Beautiful BMW, see all the pics about 200 blogs back... click below to see...
More miles than usual, as I had to later get a Stash from my Old Grow Buddy... I was desperadoes baby hadn't had a smoke for days, and I needed a fix quick, So I was less than totally careful as Usual as I drive my Bimmer like a Hearse usually.. pretty cars look so much more attractive when they are going slow...
Anyhow to the Meat of the moment here at hand still fresh in my tiny mind... is what happened... I was driving Home and a Car had partially blocked on the other side, and a white van pulled out just as I approached, (I feel it was Arrogant Anger and Aggression) so my mind went BLACK and foolishly I got instant ROAD RAGE REVENGE INITIATIVE clicked in,
"I aint fucking stopping Bum Boy" were my thoughts; and he put his foot down at the right time to avoid a rear offside hit...
then the next second another FOOL followed the white Van (Who could not possibly see the coast was not clear, yet he followed like a limp dick) in a small green car I saw his reaction he spun the steering Wheel so far left he hit parked car, and the car behind Him Hit Him !!
I got home Slightly Quivering with a natural Endocrine release of large amounts... I felt like a lesser Lunatic realising what I just did, and RISKED SO MUCH, I started shaking a little more than a tremble, But dont worry I am fine Now after a Glug Glug on a bottle of Cleaning Fluid, thats what vodka is really useful for...
But the retrospect alternative to the situation is... terrifying if we had HIT... is very scary indeed,
the Police would have been called, I would have been breathalysed (AGAIN) and lost my licence, plus they would have smelt the Skunk, as there was so much of it, plus I would have wreaked my (looks like a Million dollars) Car...
That's Why I am going to Church on Sunday, Thank God or whatever spirits saved me then, I really feel DELIVERED..
Thank that Ol Boy in sky, and that Jesus Geezer... I think I love you naturally and for the rest of my existence....
Yes I should have been more careful, but when my buttons get pressed, I turn Cyclops momentarily and only think in 2 dimensions.... But I am Praising my good fortune every minute of now and tonight...
Thank You Spirit/s that guided my hand... we were whiskers away from total calamity.... NO KIDDING...
Praise God AMEN... I give thanks for all I do not deserve including my life....
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