simple, you ask the entire public throughout the country, who do you think will die sooner... we have a list of 1000 people top of the list is Joe Biden, god bless him, who do you think is the next to die in 1 day, 1 week, one year, or guess the date for a million dollar windfall... AM or PM for a double down bonus....
Who is your top Ten for $1 a death to bet... just guess the day and the hour of their natural or otherwise demise... do You feel Lucky? come on lets play "ferryman fortunes"
1: Joe Biden, (evens) imminent... bless him.. looks like I feel
2: Jennifer Aniston (Trillion to one shot) Angels never die...
3: Xi Jing Ping, (evens) chokes on his own bullshit...
4: Michael J Fox, (50-1) in a year, guess the date win a mint
5: Sylvester Stallone, (10-1) shadowboxing on the casket
6: Jean Claude Van Dam: (15-1) past his best, soon to rest...
7: Arnold Schwarzenegger: (100k -1) heroes live forever...
8: Charles II (evens) goes atop his Queen with final hard on..
9: Vladimir Putin, (500-1) if assassinated... 12 hours after bet:
10: Elton John, (1000 - 1) because he is a Duracell bunny...
Hey just having a laugh and a drink, whadya think..... who would you suggest, frankly I dont give a fuck so dont bother telling me...
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