Wednesday, 9 April 2025

Guess the Death...

New TV Show that is criminally disrespectful yet pays big prizes if your bet is paid.. all done via the web, pay as little as $1 to any amount you choose... this is an investment in Death and the Ferryman who is never on time and turns up unexpected... when you least expect it...

simple, you ask the entire public throughout the country, who do you think will die sooner... we have a list of 1000 people top of the list is Joe Biden, god bless him, who do you think is the next to die in 1 day, 1 week, one year, or guess the date for a million dollar windfall... AM or PM for a double down bonus....

Who is your top Ten for $1 a death to bet... just guess the day and the hour of their natural or otherwise demise... do You feel Lucky? come on lets play "ferryman fortunes"

1: Joe Biden, (evens) imminent... bless him.. looks like I feel
2: Jennifer Aniston (Trillion to one shot) Angels never die...
3: Xi Jing Ping, (evens) chokes on his own bullshit...
4: Michael J Fox, (50-1) in a year, guess the date win a mint
5: Sylvester Stallone, (10-1) shadowboxing on the casket
6: Jean Claude Van Dam: (15-1) past his best, soon to rest...
7: Arnold Schwarzenegger: (100k -1) heroes live forever...
8: Charles II (evens) goes atop his Queen with final hard on..
9: Vladimir Putin, (500-1) if assassinated... 12 hours after bet:
10: Elton John, (1000 - 1) because he is a Duracell bunny...

Hey just having a laugh and a drink, whadya think..... who would you suggest, frankly I dont give a fuck so dont bother telling me...

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