people are cheap they will do anything for a wad of fat cash... especially good-looking single Women, the sparkling monetary reward can blind more sensible people from applying...
The Craigslist Advert:
Hard-working clean living Christian or Native American no Tattoos please, (as I have pets with personal preferences) or piercings as I find them very unpleasant and repulsive... plus there is a high degree of electromagnetic fields throughout the house, which may pull hard on your appendages...
an intelligent nice polite genuine female Lady no ladyboys, who speak more than one language, that you can teach me in any spare time, someone who appreciates and deserves $45 an hour, up to 30 hours for one week once a month, shorter visits when it is clean, average body please; no Annorexics please as the animals may mistake you for a new Chew Toy... it is another look I find very alarming that upsets my stomach, knowing nothing is in yours...
Monthly I will ask you to scrub my back while sitting in the shower with swimming shorts on, let me lather up leave it for 15 min then scrub it off.. if this is too much your not any good to me... I am looking for a mild-mannered subservient Lady who will help me out from time to time...
No Communists; No Obese as you have trouble bending down, moving your limbs effectively, and working hard if you work at all; we are talking around $1000 a month directly paid to your bank account flawlessly, that's a promise, I want to show you I can keep a dedicated worker,
Entry will be by fingerprint eyes and facial recognition, plus 4 other variable non-specified computer evaluations, You will be on camera every moment you are working, my house gets dirty as I have 8 dogs and tame Leopards and Cheetahs x2 they only bite people with tattoos ironically... they can smell them even when hidden, so please be honest when applying...
Interviews/Auditions by Web-Cam, this is not a devious scam but a real God fearing Man/Transitioning into a wicked world, so I am aware of the risks...
you will be allowed to use the sauna steam room and swimming pool for a reward during lunch or after you finish, there is no hidden agenda in this Job offer, I am wealthy enough to specify and pay for quality, integrity, and honesty is all I ask...
after 9 months of good faithful hard work, you get an extra $25 making it $70 per hour, this is a legitimate job with no nasty surprises or secret perversions if you don't mind Heights you must swim the pool to gain my trust...
if you pass the personality test and durability of living rubber, you got a Job from a King in the sky, and a friend for keeps... and you won't even have to open your legs once... this job is beyond mere sex to a higher plane where joy persists all day long...
get in the queue can't wait to meet you... safety guaranteed...
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