Ban Absolutely

Have you noticed in the last 27 years the use of the word ABSOLUTELY is the Yes word of the 21st Century...  its becoming a Cheap Get out for a crisp sincere deeply considered response, it is so easy to just throw away... you could give it up, but you cannot, it's just to easy, all who use it sound equally "Vacant in the English Dept" go RADICAL, 

Please go back to old-fashioned YES, CORRECT or TOTALLY: remember them? (another old overused, yet now neglected word) is Affirmative (very 70's and 'Star-Trekkie')

my Choice as a new alternative... petro-retro-posterolaterally, if you want to rally begin a sentence never to be forgotten... 

(patronizing simple and easy to follow on a flat surface like a rat looking for edible human feces, it identifies the seriousness of your conversation without threats of physical assault; when words fail punches can soon follow under the speed of light yet fast enough to injure...)

OR JUST... Simply; posterolaterally... a word with diverse meanings and multiple interpretations... on all levels of intelligence...

or Mandingo goom-babballabba... my 'favorite pet verbal dismissive neutral response to an unanswerable postulation' of an over-the-limit drunk who wants a lift home... it excites others into making an effort to go further on to follow your dialogue.

or another quick reflex could be DANG-YA... sounds Vietnamese, but it has a freshness that makes a fool focus... don't dismiss the simple building blocks of communication,

So, have you noticed how many people EVERYWHERE in the English-speaking World start a Sentence with SO... 2 years ago this hardly ever happened, go check your limited memory stick;

look closer and you will see a shifting set of systems via words readily used by all of us... go check your life-Cam... it is always recording, are you aware as you were before you were not, you cannot remember all the data you have forgotten... words are quantum expression by a finite focus that expresses them, many are nonsense, some are yet to be recorded or encoded...

Information is everything however diverse complex or humble, it changes lives with good and often evil, Who am I to be the Delineator of judgment, that is for YOU to deny us or join the lonely who have nobody...

I will always Give an Old Dog a Home... even if just to dig it's grave.. a Dog is an Emotional lifeboat even when it sinks... in an ocean of endless tears, the storms of sorrow never ever relent, till you are spent