The next Revolution is in Toilets: Think I am unhinged, I have what you might Call a Perfect Solution to peripheral Toilet Spillage... I have designed in my mind a newer version of a Hole with a Lid:
Men are the Hygiene Problem when a guy goes for a piss, let us say, in the middle of the night and because of the Hydrodynamics of His particular penile orifice, it causes a "Spread of Particles beyond the fringe of the Toilet... are you getting this? coz you are guilty of it...
it is a mostly unspoken Health hazard, do you want Urine all over the floor in tiny droplets? to sit and saturate into the fibres of the "Catch Carpet" like so many folks have... it is not the answer,
I have a Solution for a space Age toilet where 90% of Piss would end in the Toilet, and any Dribbles the other 10% would be caught, is that the kind of toilet you could live with?
it is always Female Friendly, but Men who lift the seat get a surprise... it turns into a Urinal... I have a Design in my little mind, that would make a toilet clean again, all because of a tiny thought in my brain...
All I need is a Japanese Genius who can fold a Fan with an opening as you lift the lid... This idea is not Free, It is Project of greater value than most ordinary aspects of a normal "unhygienic life"
Just imagine a NEW Acceptable Modern Toilet that is Gender Friendly, with no mess or un-nessasary Spillage... How Much Money could a licence like that Patent realise?.....
The best ever Toilet for People who are overfilled n full of Shit... and leaky piss... if you want the copyright buy me Dinner in the Savoy... and a Bag full of Cash and you can have it... But It must be called the "FORREST" so when you go to the Loo, you can say You're getting fresh air in the Forrest.. for clean people in a new World:
who wants to take the Piss outta me Now?
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