Cleaning Lady

I fancy a Cleaning Lady, £15 per hour that should get a few responses... for the first month I am willing to pay £20 an hour, coz my home is a deep fried Shithole covered in Dog hairs, with a slight scent of Urine emanating from everywhere...

But: I am going to Film the Auditions secretly with a few cameras and play some practical jokes during the "interview" so if your local don't come, 

I have a new Fetish, I want to have sex with Old women, you know over 25, to me that is already ancient, but I must say recently I actually got a hard-on while in the proximity of a quite older lady while enjoying a free ticket from a local magazine for a free Sauna or Hot tub, You can Drink the fucking hot tub, I won't go near it, its full of dead pubic lice and skin cells from Ho's fukkars and many wankers, of which I used to be one....

but now I know no sex but have hard-ons a plenty n I could do push-ups all night in a pliant puss but wouldn't feel a thing!! Because my Libido is sadly very dead, 2.5 years without an orgasm, is an eternity to a retired wanker who's shots have expired, 

So for me Thinking is as close to fucking I ever get, anyway let's face it, everything is in the mind and OF the Mind:

the thought of satisfaction is the satisfaction, the expectation of disappointment becomes disappointment. But I may try Bribing a cleaning lady to at least Wank a dead dick back to life, or I will shoot both of us live in you-Tube...

dying and Dead people make the most exhilarating entertainment, if only for the Money Shot... Sorry, I am sick; are there any Girls out there to clean my apartment, Naked, then let me take photos of their bent over Buttocks, and let me come in their PocketBook...

Perversion has no limits, why don't we both take this opportunity to, EXPLORE THEM, for the Human race as a study of ANTHROPOLOGY, what a great excuse, lets all fuck for the greater good of all humanity, 

HEY, we already are, masturbate for Jesus, he understands Wankers... All Catholics are Born of Devil worship and inversion of true goodness and morality... 

My advert goes in next week, what are my chances of SATISFACTION, I don't need it but like to imply it may be important haha... to extend the suspense and increase the excitement