Idiots Diary

Went to prepare some BAMI GORENG (look it up I cant be bothered to explain it)  which requires some degree of mixing, trouble is, without thinking, I used the same Fork (which is usually separate) that I just mixed the dog food with a few minutes before, (She gets fed b4 me, otherwise She looks at me with a burning resentment, so She gets satisfied first always, in every way, she is my first consideration, Her State of mind is predominant in all my daily doings)

When she licks me sometimes I let her momentarily lick my Tounge which I consider a Soul Depp Kiss, as we share all the inhabitants of our Digestive systems, Anyhows I gave the BAMI an extra 4 minutes, because it is not her unknown germs but those of our invisible visitors who rest upon the fork, it is good to share in this way though unintentional as sharing the Bug POOL helps us to strengthen our Resistance, 

SO Kiss a Dog you love and TRUST (with a back not long enough to allow it to reach its ANUS, then you can Kiss you pal with impunity, affectionate yearning insists from within that you hold and touch the living thing you LOVE: Affection is Real Love, Sex is only out of Necessity let's be frank or have a wank?

Remember Dogs are Cleaner and have higher Morals than any Human Whore: of either Sex... 


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