NOW IT GETS WEIRD.
Lincoln's Secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Linden Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
NOW HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT, Lincoln was shot a the theater named "Ford". Kennedy was shot in a "Lincoln" car; both Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
NOW HANG ON TO YOUR SEAT, Lincoln was shot a the theater named "Ford". Kennedy was shot in a "Lincoln" car; both Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
HERE'S THE KICKER,
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe.
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE....
Lincoln was shot in a theatre and the assassin ran to a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and ran to a theater... history sure gets repetitive..
only an autistic simpleton would have worked all that out... Thank you..
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