the Truth about Viagra

this is all true btw: and I am only writing this down to prevent other men from pain and dissapointment...

OK.. I never bought or was ever prescribed Viagra, but an aquaintance of an Aquaintance, (a dissabled guy) said "You ever tried viagra" of course I had'nt.. he was given vast supply's which he accumulated over time and he threw me a foil pack (from his wheelchair) which I caught, so I took em home, and one evening, well actually it was that evening.. I took one he did tell me "they take about an hour to work, but after that the mere thought of sex will affect you"

I was watching tv, and forgot about it untill an advert came on and I got a kind of cramp in my scrotum!! the cramp turned into quite bad pain, I had to take off my pants to get room "to breath" so to speak... and all I can describe it as is a bad headache in your Penus, which of course is no surprize as most men think with their dicks..

but seriously... Masturbation was just out of the question!! coz if I had, it would have burst and I would have bled to death... Big mistake.. really.. this did happen and it is only through the anonimity of a blog that I can truly vent this memory and warning to others, (mostly men of course) of course Women Can take it too but it puffs up their outer Labella so much it's like trying to get an Oyster into a slot machine... it's like a kitchen cabinet with the doors locked, you can barely get a finger in it!! let alone a winkle or a fist ect...

I never did it again needless to say, I dont actually need viagra, just an inclination is enough to set me off.. or the sparkle in a Lady's eye's... just the smell of perfume gives me an erection, let alone the moist creveces of a semi recumbent nude, let's face it "Sex is for Kid's" you know, you do that to get em, but let's be honest the biggest part of arousal is not just "Friction" but the inner mental state of "forbidden naughtyness"

dont waste your money on pills, buy a Hoover and suck yourself off, or get a live in Mexican maid, I hear they Make good companions, and will "help you out" for a little overtime...