The Quadriplegic Nymphomaniac

I came across an old Girlfriend in Town the other week... just as well there were no policemen about.. or I might have been arrested for, 
inappropriate ejaculation in a public place...

The Perfect Woman for me is; Deaf dumb and Blind.. the kind of Girl you can just "help yourself to"... without to much resistance...

or a Quadriplegic Nymphomaniac.. the kind you can keep on a hook in a cupboard, and bring her out when you fancy a quick fuck... wont cost any more than a medium sized Dog.. and you dont need to "Walk Her" because she can't...

if You're a Woman; far away from home; and you feel alone in a Motel Room.. and you fancy a bit of Warm dick up You... just shit into a Condom, tie it at the end so it dont leak... and fuck yourself with it while it's still warm.. at least You know where it's been.. unlike your Gigolo Boyfriend who is selling spunk on eBay to strangers...

Muslims are actually useful!?... for target practice and drug trials.. after all they are disposable and useless for anything else... except fertilizer and Pig food... they mince up nicely... in a meat grinder..

Rape is a Mans Right of Access.. being Raped is a gift to ugly Women.. to show bitches who is Boss!... Men are deaf to the word NO:..

one mans Morality is another Mans excuse for perversion... 

The only place safe to have sex at a festival is a Portaloo.. coz nobody is surprised at screams of satisfaction from a Toilet...

If you wipe your Ass and find Blood.. make sure it's not a Chilli pepper posing as spot of Blood... coz blood is round and Chilli is usually square..

If you fuck on a period, make sure there are no hungry Dogs in the room.. or they will want a piece of the Action..

Ever tried having a Piss right after a hard fuck?.. you need to stand on your head to get it in the Toilet...

Anyone here work for Charity!.. dont want to fuck me for nothing? do ya.. as a favor?.. 

last time I had Sex Disraeli was prime minister.. and stamps cost a penny.. you could buy a house for 50 Quid... but you could fuck Kids and get away with it... Oh the good ol Day's...

When Rape was a way of life... and Murder a minor misdemeanor..