Bad news for Muslims... they are running out of Virgins in Paradise.. supply cant keep up with demand...
How Do you make a Queer fuck a Woman... put shit in her Cunt...
Dont Sleep with wild Animals; they may be more Human than You think?
Get Skinny in no time... Take Heroin... and starve in Uforia
Get out of Bed with a bounce use Cocaine...
OMG my Libido is Dead would somebody give it the kiss of life..
I always wanted to have Sex with You, But now I met you, I've changed my mind..
What is Masturbation?.. it's like Milking a Cow Upside down..
What is Paedophilia?... having an orgasm in a peddle car, down a cobbled street.. without Permission.. from your master..
What is the real Meaning of SHIT.. it means "You" came out an ass-hole..
The Quickest Way to have Sex, isn't necessarily RAPE.. though it can be more fun..
The Hardest Dick is the first to burst...
The softest Cunt isn't worth Fucking.. I want a Grip like a Monkey Wrench... on a Head Gasket..
Pornographic Books should have non stick paper, coz so much spunk ends up there...
Oral sex and reading the Koran/Bible, is exactly the same thing.. Sucking Cock against your wishes..
Are All Catholic Priests Child Rapists?.. Duh.. YES..
Whats the Difference Between a Good Girl and a Bitch?.. the Bitch.. is the One You have to KILL!!!...
What is the Greatest mass Murderer of all time... RELIGION..
who is the funniest guy in the last 2 mins? ME....
Updates may well follow...
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