Friday 31 January 2014

House That Eats People..

A Film I would like to see, is a slow revenge story... where only the wicked get caught through their own choice, somewhat like a sting operation... but where the Man who sets the trap, gets pleasure from making bad people suffer..

Hey we all wanted to get some payback delivered.. Hum?.. this is an Anti Disney land for "Wrong doers"... and a ton of twisted fun...

The "Butler" is the owner, as He dont like hype and prefers to be incognito as far as identity is defined.. he "is the faithful hound".... who will look after his "Employers" assets with his life if need be... at least that is to reinforce the web of deceptions and sticky lies that leads the "innocent Burglars" into the living pit of hell....

Hey Listen... they came looking for a big take whatever the stake..  and that night the bad guys come looking for a passport to pussy.... He is Waiting, well almost.. as the Dog is peeing on the lawn.. after a thousand rehearsals, in many combinations.. of probability with Stock company Actors who get to do multiple outcomes in free association as it would or might be assimilation of what the variations of total randomness that "Could Happen"...

Act 1.. the long wait and preparation....

Act 2: The Hair trigger 

Finally the deep dark night brings no hopers with a want for more, up to his door... from the Pizza Shop who supplied his access info with an order.. he has used this weekly ruse to tempt "bad persons" to become interested in his whole story... from diverse providers.. who he hopes will one day bring him the pets he longs for... who he will train with much various pains inflicted, "once he has caught them" in the HOUSE THAT EATS PEOPLE... You don't wanna miss this one..

Makes Pulp Fiction look like a public information film.. this is cruelty and psychological torment to the malefactors who wander into his web.. Sorry I am writing the Trailer V/O a bit ahead of myself... Ahem.. and one of them gets eaten alive by Pigs..

The front gate has infrared cameras and detects remembered faces.. it also weighs vehicles that frequent the secured driveway... as it reads number plate and colour of car..

The night it actually happens he has become a little sloppy with things... he has been smoking Mary Jane and kissing the nipples of a vodka Dog... 

When a delivery is made a fake front door entrance within which many doors lead to heaven and to hell, in many directions.. each corridor is a Room of mirrors.. where nothing is straight.. they get to a portal where an old rubber lifelike lady opens her purse....

This is where the innocent go free.. and the bad guys get taken.. 

Basically He torments them with false exits... until they fight to the death to get out, but the winner gets the biggest Bummer.. he gets His ass in a Spunk trap, that they use to get sperm from a thoroughbred, it rips his ass and guts to shreds.. only a baseball bat is harder to swallow than a stallions Dick up your asshole...

of course I have many interesting depraved scenes you are yet to be corrupted by... this is just a salty taster... i.e. swallow my come or I will stick this knife in your head Bitch!... gulp gulp.. I am much obliged Miss... dont tell yer Mother... coz I fucked her.. when She was your age...

Cut... too much Improvisation can be pathological.. 


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