Tuesday 11 July 2017

Fake TITs breaking news

there is no Truth in fake Tit's it has just been announced by Mrs Trump, She denies getting silicone pumped, and all evidence points to natural inflation by "gentle blowing into her Tete's" by who else but her several Children and her attentive Hubby plus well wishers... for continued inflammation, Pop Goes the Weasel to quote Alexander McKillagen from Inverness...

but Her pelvic Floor is tighter than a pre-pubescent 10 yr old... no wonder Donald's Quack is so feint of late... His Penus is no longer prime real estate to make a date with fate... but a shrivelled asset that has no true foundations...

apparently, there are 10-gallon Vats of His Frozen Sperm in the Oval Office Fridge Freezer in case they run out of ICE-CREAM at the next Girl Guides internship assessment convention...

Nod Nod Wink Wank.... Suck this it will make you a Great American Cock sucker... of sucked Cocks this is the ugliest. and the OLDEST... Take a deep breath, he takes ages to come, according to His Mexican cleaner...


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