Monday, 17 October 2016

1st Class and Hyperbaric

When, When, when... will the first Airline on this Planet, offer Hyperbaric pods in 1st class?... it's not that expensive?.. over the life of an aircraft..

why; hasn't anyone even thought of it!... 2 lovely people over 60 yrs old and Famous in the nebula of their localised world of the Art's.. Namely; John Peel the sonorous voice of the 60's... Died after a long flight to the tip of South America, due to the differential air pressure over many hours of exposure.. He died shortly after landing in his Hotel...

Another Icon of another style and wit, Quentin Crisp, also died within 24 hours after landing, from a Long Haul Flight.... there are countless others who dont even figure in halls of Fame... but it is a Blatant reality... What a World wide HEADLINE that would be...


BRITISH AIRWAYS OFFER the first HYPERBARIC SEATS... "Stay at ground level at 38 thousand feet".. or 100ft below the Sea!.. even have a double pod for Mother and New born child; a meal sized air lock is easier than a boy scouts talent to figure out.. Who will send me a thank you Wad of Dollars for this Idea? nobody, coz integrity dont get headlines..

for all the space they waste in the new Super Airliners, why not for not a lot of extra cost, make say 8-12 Hyperbaric pods, for older people with thick Blood and systemic Thrombosis.... it may well have save the 2 lives mentioned above..

OK ignore me, live in Denial or get real...
Just make the whole airplane a double sealed; 4k HDTV kinda quality.. that would be quite an achievement to accomplish.. shut your gaping mouths and go-Do-it...

I do take VISA.. you can put a rain-check on sex or a promise.. no banks take dirty condoms as collateral.. ahem.. but you can pay me by used Tampons; in hermetically sealed bubble wraps.. they make great Ice cubes at Halloween..

Who kids about shit like that.. huh..

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