The truth about Vagina's

What is a Vagina, a it's a vertical meat sandwich that is always appetising.. its a Hamburger with cheese thats always freshly cooked still warm and ready to consume... it is that special place that is actually nothing!.. it's a hole for gods sake.. a hole is empty? is it not... 


it is the inversion of a Penis, the reflection of the other.. it is an over rated organ, that Men go ape for.. if it wasn't for Hormones, You would not be interested, it would be the last thing on earth you could ever want for breakfast...


all Vag's are equal.. all the same, hardly any distinguishing features, would you recognise one in the dark? nope.. they are all identical, give or take a little pelvic floor differential..


Heres the really interesting bit:
it is the extension of a face, and vice versa... you don't make love to them directly, it is the face you replace with it.. it is a Universal Serial Bus, a USB connection between primates, it's almost immaterial on it's own, as the door to it is the face, get it? 


Why dont they recycle the Vagina's of crash victims in a Tin for lonly old men?... you just microwave em for a couple of mins, use it for a while, and when it starts to smell, You can feed it to the Dog/Cat/Mongoose whatever pet you have that likes meat.. I call that being really green.. think of the carbon you would save..


What a Drag it must be to have one.. as every Man who ever takes an interest in You, really wants it more than You! but folk are too backward and stupid to see that, the payoff is a few seconds of mild entertainment, that Makes Tom & Jerry bigger than any Vagina, dont it?


and an Xbox pound for pound is worth a Truck Load of old Vagina's, But thank God My Mother had one, or I wouldnt be writing this Silly blog... hope you had a laugh, that was my ulterior intention.. But what about tit's? oh that's another Blog Darling... I need some french toast and breakfast before I return to delight you all over again...


God I am so lucky to be this interesting & Amusing... did a Vagina ever make you laugh this much? no.. thats because I am actually a cunt as well, of the talking variety..


Kiss Kiss try not to miss me too much... I'll be back to tickle your old crack, but please let me have Breakfast first then I will quench the lust of your thirst...


Eat your Heart out Shakespeare not many laughs in your Material... You Poxy old bi-sexual.. if only you'd had a Laptop, you would have written ten times the plays... and had more time for whoring... 


But right now 2 eggs are about to be dessicated to satisfy me... to hell with Sex I need Food, as the ultimate sensual satisfaction is Oral consumption of dead animals and black Coffie....


Do you take sugar, or are you always as sweet... as You look..